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thinkfast®
01-15-2007, 12:24 PM
Dodgers Introduce All-You-Can-Eat Seats

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers are giving fans something to cheer about.

Right field at Dodger Stadium used to feature cheap seats. This year, there will be lots of food and seats that are no longer cheap.

The Dodgers are introducing all-you-can eat seats next season. They are converting their right-field pavilion into all-you-can-eat bleachers. Fans in the right-field pavilion will have as many franks, peanuts, popcorn, nachos and sodas as they want.

About 3,000 seats will cost $35 in advance and $40 on game day with the all-you-can-eat special.

But not everything will be on the house. Fans still have to buy their own beer, ice cream and candy at regular prices.

There are other limitations. The food booths open 90 minutes before games and close two hours after it begins. And if someone asks for 100 Dodger Dogs, that won't fly.

Left field tickets, meanwhile, will sell for $10.

DerrickT
01-15-2007, 12:27 PM
:thinking: that really helps obesity in America. lol

thinkfast®
01-15-2007, 12:28 PM
same thing I was thinkin LOL

GO DODGERS!!

Hulud
01-15-2007, 12:39 PM
haha wow

you could so make that worth it if you dont eat all day, or if you smoke before the game LOL

Sammich
01-15-2007, 12:40 PM
im thinking dodgers

Bballjamal
01-15-2007, 12:41 PM
shit, i'll do it.....

quickdodge®
01-15-2007, 12:47 PM
So I guess we all know what the first lawsuit of this next baseball season will be:

Gilbert & Montlick: So how may we help you?
Buster Hymen: Well, I'm fat as hail and ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh it ain't my fault.
G & B: Ok. Tell us what happened.
BH: Ever since I started going to the Dodgers games and sitting in the "All-you-can-eat" seats, I've put on well over 100lbs.
G & B: Over 100lbs? The season is only 3 games old.
BH: I know.
G & B: Well, this definitely falls into the hands of the LA Dodger's organization. They ARE fault for this. We're going for $100,000,000.
BH: Mwwaaahahahahahahhaha!

Later, QD.

HeLLo iM iZzY
01-15-2007, 01:01 PM
^ lol

thinkfast®
01-15-2007, 01:05 PM
nice write up QD lol

yea who-lewd Im totally for that, too bad they dont do it @ Turner Field, Id watch a lot more braves games lolol

quickdodge®
01-15-2007, 01:07 PM
yea who-lewd Im totally for that, too bad they dont do it @ Turner Field, Id watch a lot more braves games lolol

Hail yea, homey.

BTW, if I score some Dodgers/Braves tix....you down? I always get access to field level(row4) seats. Later, QD.

thinkfast®
01-15-2007, 01:14 PM
dog you should already know whats up. Dodgers come to town once this year, May 4-6th.. lemme know homey, Im in

quickdodge®
01-15-2007, 01:16 PM
Imma try to get tix to the series. I'll get tix to others, too. Later, QD.

thinkfast®
01-15-2007, 01:17 PM
thats whats up homey. see what you can do for opening day!! Apr 6th, NYM.. I'll hit that up

matter a fact any decent tix you get man I'll pick em up lol

quickdodge®
01-15-2007, 01:20 PM
see what you can do for opening day!! Apr 6th, NYM.. I'll hit that up

I'll hop on that tomorrow and see what I can come up with. Later, QD.

Hulud
01-15-2007, 11:06 PM
hey Qd any chance youll get an extra?

quickdodge®
01-15-2007, 11:53 PM
Always that chance. But not for you. Later, QD.

ShooterMcGavin
01-16-2007, 12:29 AM
yum

SpecV_Scott
01-16-2007, 01:10 AM
They should also charge $35 to use the bathroom. I figure by about the 6th inning, those 12 hotdogs with all the fixins will begin to work their way out!