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Tracy
01-12-2007, 11:00 AM
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ....Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Brett
01-12-2007, 11:02 AM
REPOST
~runs~
BluesClues
01-12-2007, 11:03 AM
Sorry girl but, REPOST!!!!!! lol
Yeah some of those are true, but I still love my sexy Jesse anyway
Leisa
01-12-2007, 11:03 AM
I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect
Sammich
01-12-2007, 11:04 AM
yea brett posted that back in 97
PhAtBoYMr2
01-12-2007, 11:04 AM
tracy i sense some sexual tension in ya
Tracy
01-12-2007, 11:08 AM
I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect
awwwwwwwwwwww :)
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 11:10 AM
this shit is all falsehoods, erroneous propoganda and Im not gonna stand for it
OUT SKANKA!
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thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 11:10 AM
HEY LEISA!!!
http://sbrooks1.cupofnoodles.com/doggystyle.gif
Tracy
01-12-2007, 11:10 AM
this shit is all falsehoods, erroneous propoganda and Im not gonna stand for it
OUT SKANKA!
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Greddypacked
01-12-2007, 11:12 AM
:lmfao: that dog ran like wtf. Thats sick.
Leisa
01-12-2007, 11:13 AM
HEY LEISA!!!
http://sbrooks1.cupofnoodles.com/doggystyle.gif
Hey Rickster....
Your signature pic is disgusting
Mike Lowrey
01-12-2007, 11:14 AM
Lord, thank you for this meal, and the repost of a repost. Because without reposts like this, I would not be able to re-live these days over and over again.
~runs~
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 11:14 AM
OMG I AM ALMOST IN TEARS!! THAT PIC GETS ME EVERYTIME HAHAHAHA
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 11:14 AM
THINKFAST IS TOO MUCH
Mike Lowrey
01-12-2007, 11:15 AM
I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
~breath~
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
:D
I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect
I honestly mean this as nicely as possible.
*puts finger in throat and gags herself*
Sorry, I'm not the romantic type. I believe almost all of the above.
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 11:15 AM
TRACY LETS SEE SOME SECKS FOTOS, HURRY UP!!
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:13 PM
I love it!!!
Thanks for sharing.. repost??... gosh, isn't everything on here a durn repost!! :tongue1:
my fav:" 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips" :yes:
Kelly
01-12-2007, 12:14 PM
Lol... I love my kyle but some of those are oh so true...
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:17 PM
I HEARD ONCE YOU GO BROWN YOULL COME AROUND, WHEN YOU GET DOWN W/ THE BROWN ITS A NITE ON THE TOWN,YOULL B MOANIN LIKE YOU GOT DOWNS
I DUNNO, THATS JUST WHAT I HEARD
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:18 PM
^I have a sweet tooth and love my sweet white chocolate- as good as it is for you, I don't like dark chocolate- too bitter
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:20 PM
YEA I HEARD THAT, DARK CHOCOLATE IS GROSE, BUT I GOT SOME CARAMEL LOVIN FOR DAT ASS
THEY CALL MY COMPLEXION CARESSABLE BROWN
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:23 PM
^I do hope you're not talking naughty; you'll be in big trouble mr.
maybe....LOL.... you should have offered some chocolate to that crazy dog this weekend
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:26 PM
YEA THAT DOG WOULDA SEEN IT COMIN, HE'S A LIL MONGREL SHITFACE DOG, BASTARD ASS MUTT
ANYWAYS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN LATER
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:27 PM
P.S THINKFAST HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CURE ALL SWEET TOOTH ACHES AND WHATEVER AILS YA
CALL ME
XOXO
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:30 PM
P.S THINKFAST HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CURE ALL SWEET TOOTH ACHES AND WHATEVER AILS YA
CALL ME
XOXO
you can come join Nittany's and I with some of our other friends Saturday night- we're all going out ;)
I have an adorable single Catholic friend :leghump:
Brett
01-12-2007, 12:31 PM
yea brett posted that back in 97
1897!! :lmfao:
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:37 PM
you can come join Nittany's and I with some of our other friends Saturday night- we're all going out ;)
I have an adorable single Catholic friend :leghump:
YEA THATS COOL, A NICE PLOY, "COVERUP" IF YOU WILL.. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN! SO AFTER WE DITCH THE CLUB SCENE TO COME BACK TO THE THINKFAST LAIR, ARE WE GONNA BRING THE FRIEND WITH US TOO, OR... :???:
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:38 PM
YEA THATS COOL, A NICE PLOY, "COVERUP" IF YOU WILL.. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN! SO AFTER WE DITCH THE CLUB SCENE TO COME BACK TO THE THINKFAST LAIR, ARE WE GONNA BRING THE FRIEND WITH US TOO, OR... :???:
oops- sorry
that won't work
but I can introduce you to my friend, she is adorable; and single
thinkfast®
01-12-2007, 12:41 PM
SO, WHATS GONNA HAPPEN THEN? I DONT WANT YOUR "BFF" OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT TO GET EMBARASSED, HOW BOUT YOU JUST SAY ITS A GIRLS NITE OUT?
CAUSE YOU REALLY GOIN OUT, BUT WE GONNA STAY IN.. GET MY DRIFT
YEA, TURN UP THE HEAT!
kittychick
01-12-2007, 12:46 PM
tisk tisk :no:
2.0civic
01-12-2007, 12:50 PM
HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA REPOST BRETTS REPOST...SHEESH
Sammich
01-12-2007, 01:05 PM
LIRL
Brett
01-12-2007, 01:09 PM
HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA REPOST BRETTS REPOST...SHEESH
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
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