Finally A Lawyer gets it....lol

[Brett]

BEST LAWYER STORY EVER

THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS.

[Sammich]

WTH BERTRAND...I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NEW YR W/ NO REPOSTS...WHATS WRONG WIF U S0N

[sidewayz]

Not sure if its a true story but is a song by brad paisley

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bradpaisley/thecigarsong.html

[MongolPup]

GOD DAMN IT BRETT IT'S A FUCKING REPOST!


Dang man, I had such high hoeps for you this year, you fell out of the gate man.

I still believe in you though, post something that is nuevo to make up for this accident.

[Sammich]

this aint no accident this is a tragedy among mods:lmao:

[HvyArms]

Repost true. I could be wrong, but wasnt Brett the one who posted this in the first place? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Ran]

Never heard that story. Awesome!

[Sammich]

Repost true. I could be wrong, but wasnt Brett the one who posted this in the first place? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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[HeLLo iM iZzY]

You know your old when you repost your own post.

[Brett]

GOD DAMN IT BRETT IT'S A FUCKING REPOST!


Dang man, I had such high hoeps for you this year, you fell out of the gate man.

I still believe in you though, post something that is nuevo to make up for this accident.

Well I went 12 days without one, So im doing better already!! :lmfao:

[Hiro]

Well I haven't heard it. That's hilarious.

[Brett]

See!!! Not everyone saw it the last time!! hahahaha

[Sammich]

when lamers attack 2007

[Hiro]

Your face is lame

[Brett]

Buuuurrrrrnnnnnnn :lmfao:

[Sammich]

my face is for fame dnt get it twisted 'enemy'..

[2.0civic]

when was this posted?? i dont remember it and im pretty up to date on the good shit brett posts when it pertains to law and society

[Brett]

when was this posted?? i dont remember it and im pretty up to date on the good shit brett posts when it pertains to law and society

So see, It may not be a repost, and if so, My streak is still alive for the new year!! :yes:

[Sammich]

ehh...i think he deleted it, cuz i went searchin on what he posted..maybe it was something someone else posted b4

[Hiro]

my face is for fame dnt get it twisted 'enemy'..

You're ghey. (I love you :D )

[Sammich]

*looks for ran*

*steals hug and kiss*

"i love u 2"

*leaves

[Hiro]

Speaking of which you still owe me child support for this e-baby. I knew that damn e-car was a bad idea.

[Brett]

So maybe Im still runnin strong then? lol

[Sammich]

Speaking of which you still owe me child support for this e-baby. I knew that damn e-car was a bad idea.

shit why u still hounding me for that lame e-$200...get over it...before i e-fuct u again:goodjob:

[Sammich]

So maybe Im still runnin strong then? lol

yep repost FTL...what # repost does this makelol

[Brett]

It's not a repost bitch!!

[Sammich]

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[Hiro]

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omg



shit why u still hounding me for that lame e-$200...get over it...before i e-fuct u again:goodjob:


Yeah well whatever. I'm not doing THAT again.

[Brett]

^^ OH MY GHETTONESS!!!

[Sammich]

Yeah well whatever. I'm not doing THAT again.

yea we will cuz i think u liked it, better yet i know, as soon as i closed the coupes doors u said remove my pantyhose:lmfao:

[Sammich]

^^ OH MY GHETTONESS!!!

:lmfao: brett u gota get leisa up on that d0 s0n

[Brett]

Im sayin!!! Im gonna taker her down to Tara Blvd. I know one of 'dem shops be hookin da hair like dat!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

LOL imagine w/ da copter haircut and she be givin u dome...u guaranteed to get cut up LIRL

[Brett]

That would for sure be a LIRL!!! :lmfao:

[Hiro]

(*_*)

[Sammich]

stop creepin hiro before i take u from behind and beat them brakes offa u

[Hiro]

*checks body*
I have brakes. Really? They never work when I say "stop." Or want to for that matter.

[Sammich]

*checks body*
I have brakes. Really? They never work when I say "stop." Or want to for that matter.

haha..well ill be sure to bleed em 4 ya:lmao:

[Hiro]

eeeek :eek:

[Sammich]

lolz dnt u like it rough

[Hiro]

Um...
yeah but I don't wanna bleed down there. *looks scared*

NOTE: this makes me sound incredibly young and vulnerable. I did this on purpose. Just FYI.

[Sammich]

Um...
yeah but I don't wanna bleed down there. *looks scared*

NOTE: this makes me sound incredibly young and vulnerable. I did this on purpose. Just FYI.

stop pussin out...u sound like u all romantic and shit:lmfao:

[Hiro]

STFU

[Sammich]

yes bo$$

[Leadfoot_mf]

wasn't this your first post on here in FEB 2002?

[StupidBikerBoy]

REPOST!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:goodjob:

[Kevykev]

hahahah nice...

[Hulud]

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

good, and people wonder why their insurance premiums are so high :rolleyes:

people like that lawyer need to go die in a fucking fire