CRAZY ASS DOG @ THE PICNIC.. FINALLY! ANOTHER THINKFAST STORY

[thinkfast®]

SO IM MINDIN MY OWN AT THIS PICNIC LAST WEEKEND, DOIN MY THING ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON, JUST CHILLIN RIGHT.. CARNE ASADA, LOWRIDERS, I MEAN THIS IS WHAT SUNDAYS ARE MADE FOR! ANYWAYS A GRIP OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP, INCLUDIN HOOCHIES GALORE.. I GET UP TO HOLLA AT THIS ONE HOODRAT, SHE TALKIN ABOUT SHE NEED $$ TO DO HER NAILS (wtf??) SO I TOLD HER GO TO LA VERGA RIGHT.. I PROCEED TO GET BACK TO MY NORMAL ROUTINE OF PLAYIN SIDELINES FOR A BIT, AND SO THIS BITCH ASS DOG WONT EVEN LEMME GET BACK TO MY SPOT!! :thinking:

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LIL NIGLET DOG LOOKIN AT ME LIKE I FUCKED UP AND GOT THE WRONG TABLE.. SO IM LIKE FUK HIM RIGHT, HE A LIL PUG.. I WANTED TO JUST PUNT THE LIL SHIT BUT I THOUGHT BETTER, I SWEAR THIS BISH WAS LIKE A POSESSED LIL MINI MONGREL SON OF A BITCH, HE HAD IT OUT FOR ME, FUCKER WAS MEAN MUGGIN TIL I LEFT THE SCENE, BUT I AINT NO PUNK :no:

WELL I LEFT AND SHIT, WENT TO HOLLA AT MY BOY ABOUT HIS SETUP, BLA BLA ALL THE WHILE I SEE THE PUG BISH DOG STARIN ME DOWN FROM THE TABLE, BUT I AINT SWEATIN IT... SO THE LIL MUH FUGGIN DOG WOULDNT LEMME GET A DRINK THE WHOLE MUH FUGGIN SUNDAY.. GREEDY ASS BISH MOST PROTECTIVE DOG I SEEN BEFORE, HIS OWNER BROUGHT A CASE OF BEER, HERE IT GO IN THE COOLER (WHERE IT STAYED THE WHOLE TIME)

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FUCKIN DOGS MAN

[PhAtBoYMr2]

he kinda looks like brett

[BTLFED]

WTB:Entertainment

~taps fingers~

[thinkfast®]

UP URS PUTO, IM DOIN REAL TALK RIGHT NOW

[Benefit]

so you took pictures of it?

[thinkfast®]

YEA THE LIL FUCKER WAS FREAKIN ME OUT, WHATS A MATTER YOU DONT SEE IT?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

so you took pictures of it?

NO HE SKETCHED THOSE

[BTLFED]

UP URS PUTO, IM DOIN REAL TALK RIGHT NOW

Hmm

Please Explain.

[thinkfast®]

NO HE SKETCHED THOSE

HAHAHA

WHATTA JAGASS

[Benefit]

if i a dog was eyein me down last thing i would be worried about is taking pictures, i hate dogs

[PhAtBoYMr2]

RICK YOUR A GREAT ARTIST MAN

[STI LOVER]

hahaha that's sum funny shit. especially now that I'm drunk!!

[STI LOVER]

u should've kicked it rick!! or pushed it one!!!

[thinkfast®]

I WANTED TO PUNT THAT LIL SHIT DOWN TO THE LAKE

I AINT TRYNA GET HARASSED BY AUTHORITIES THO

[STI LOVER]

hey I got a question. I know I'm drunk right now but before I left work I had 700 post and now I have 400. what happened??

[thinkfast®]

RICK YOUR A GREAT ARTIST MAN

YEA MAN WHATS UP, IM LIKE THAT FOOL BOB ROSS, CHECK MY AFRO OUT SON.. "NOW LETS PUT A LIL BUSH RIGHT HERE, A HAPPY LIL BUSH, MAYBE W/ RABBITS AROUND IT"

ASS

[STI LOVER]

I WANTED TO PUNT THAT LIL SHIT DOWN TO THE LAKE

I AINT TRYNA GET HARASSED BY AUTHORITIES THO

u shoulda made a little hotdog trail to make it go away then. :goodjob:

[STI LOVER]

YEA MAN WHATS UP, IM LIKE THAT FOOL BOB ROSS, CHECK MY AFRO OUT SON.. "NOW LETS PUT A LIL BUSH RIGHT HERE, A HAPPY LIL BUSH, MAYBE W/ RABBITS AROUND IT"

ASS

:lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

HAHAHAHAHA

i used to watch that cat before he died.......back when we didn't have cable in NY

whatta hippie

[thinkfast®]

AW MAN HE DIED?

RIP SON :( :( :( :(

[STI LOVER]

HAHAHAHAHA

i used to watch that cat before he died.......back when we didn't have cable in NY

whatta hippie

:thinking: plz explain.

[thinkfast®]

AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK

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[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn son who dat

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I just wanna put my face in between her boobs

[STI LOVER]

salma hayek FTMFW!!!!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

did she get a boob job? i don't remember them being that big

[STI LOVER]

"give me 3 mins with her, maybe even 2"!!!! hahaha

[thinkfast®]

YEA MAN SALMA IS BANGADOSHUS

[STI LOVER]

man she is hot as hell!!!!:goodjob: :boobies:

[STI LOVER]

YEA MAN SALMA IS BANGADOSHUS

u aint never lied!!

[thinkfast®]

LOL STOP ME WHEN I LIE..

[STI LOVER]

okey dokey!!!

[STI LOVER]

so I ask again, what happened to my posts??? :thinking:

[thinkfast®]

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[PhAtBoYMr2]

look theres brett!

[STI LOVER]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d15/skim1/moderators.jpg

looks like bret!!!:lmfao:

[Ltdnismorace]

selma hayeks titties are gorgeous in the original desperado

[STI LOVER]

selma hayeks titties are gorgeous in the original desperado

true dat!!:goodjob:

[Ltdnismorace]

could be worse, dog at my going away picnic in ontario

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not really but GOD DAMN

[Stormhammer]

i want some carne asada...

[The Green Monster]

i want some carne asada and salma

[The Yousef]

QUOTE=BTLFED]<b>WTB:</b>Entertainment~taps fingers~[/QUOTE]

:lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE FIRST PIC OF THE PUG!!! THAT MUTHER FUCKER MUST BE STRAIGH TRIPPING OUT CRACK OR IS DRUNK OF HIS ASSS!!!!!

[HEATON]

Haha, it's the dog from Men in Black.. All like ''What the fuck you looking at?"


Wait.. He stayed on the cooler, where the beer was protecting it?? That's my kinda dog!!

[thinkfast®]

LIL BISH DOG

[JoeyKazez]

hahahahaha

[thinkfast®]

Imma catch his ass on the rebound tho

[TeeJay]

oh man for some reason i cant stop laughing out loud, gahdamn

[thinkfast®]

oh man your too much TJ

[TeeJay]

oh man your too much TJ
thanks ricky. on a serious note, i woulda had target practice with that lil rascal

[Mike Lowrey]

cliff notes now, puto!

[thinkfast®]

yea I wanted to kick him around like a soccer ball, play canecas w/ him or somethin, anyways the mutts owner was walkin around talkin loud, plus she was lookin mean herself, so I said fuk it theres other coolers to pilfer... jerk dog

[JustinSane110™]

Punk ass dog, all beer blockin and shit. Can't even go get twisted without somebody tryin to throw the plan off...

[Brett]

That dog was a lil bitch!! If he would have tried to come between you and some wings, Oh I know it would have been on!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

BWHAHAHAHA! that was great man! thanks for the friday story lol

[thinkfast®]

^^ NO DOOOOUBT

IM THE PLAYA THAT YOU TALKIN ABOOOOUT

[thinkfast®]

That dog was a lil bitch!! If he would have tried to come between you and some wings, Oh I know it would have been on!!

YEA MAN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW, I WAS LIKE GONNA GET HIM IN A VULCAN DEATH GRIP, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT IT WOULDA GOT MESSY.. LIL PUG BISH

[Brett]

I will get ya Star Trek on DVD so you can maswer the Vulcan Grip.. hahahaha

[thinkfast®]

IM STRAIGHT W/ THAT BRETT

I THINK IM BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING, AND YOU CAN ESCAPE GRACEFULLY WITH AT LEAST SOME DIGNITY

STAR TREK, GEEZ MAN

[Brett]

:lmfao: just tryin to back ya up!! LOL

[TeeJay]

THIS JUST IN, BRETT IS A NERD

[TeeJay]

I SAW BERT AT THE STAR TREK PREMIER WITH THAT LASER RING AROUND HIS EYES LIKE LAVAR BURTON, RUNNING INTO SHIT

[TeeJay]

BUT DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

[Brett]

THIS JUST IN, BRETT IS A NERD

SHUT UP!!! GO WATCH THE O.C!! :lmfao:

[Brett]

I SAW BERT AT THE STAR TREK PREMIER WITH THAT LASER RING AROUND HIS EYES LIKE LAVAR BURTON, RUNNING INTO SHIT

Those were Oakley's though dawg!! LOL

[TeeJay]

SHUT UP!!! GO WATCH THE O.C!! :lmfao:
HELL YEA, U KNOW I LOVE THEM GANGSTA ASS CALI SHOWS

[TeeJay]

Those were Oakley's though dawg!! LOL
OH 4 REALZ?? THAT MAKES IT OK THEN.


NOT
----------->

[thinkfast®]

BRETT GOT BEAT UP AT A STAR TREK CONVENTION HAHAHAHAH

HE WENT DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER, HE GOT THE SABER BRUISES TO PROVE IT

[TeeJay]

BRETT GOT BEAT UP AT A STAR TREK CONVENTION HAHAHAHAH

HE WENT DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER, HE GOT THE SABER BRUISES TO PROVE IT
OHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNNNNN :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

HOW SAD IS THAT, HE GOT BEAT DOWN BY A BUNCHA NERD GANGSTERS

[TeeJay]

HOW SAD IS THAT, HE GOT BEAT DOWN BY A BUNCHA NERD GANGSTERS
YEA I HEARD 2 GUYS DRESSED AS THE SILVER SURFER AND ROBIN HELD HIM DOWN WHILE DARTH GOT HIS LICKS IN

[TeeJay]

BACK ON TOPIC THOUGH, THAT FIRST PIC OF THE DOG IS GONNA BE MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND AS SOON AS I GET HOME

[thinkfast®]

AWESOME MAN

AWESOME

[TeeJay]

damn man, i gotta make it down to one a these carne asadas. i should be gettin weekends off here pretty soon since i got this new gig

[thinkfast®]

GOOD FOR YOU MAN, I TOLD YOU THAT SELLIN ORANGES WASNT GONNA WORK

TOO MUCH COMPETITION

[thinkfast®]

TRY BEIN A PALETERO, THIS ONE IN MY MOMS HOOD TOLD ME HE WALKS OUT W/ $750 A WEEK, CASH!

AND SINCE HE'S PUSHIN A CART, I REALLY MEAN HE WALKS OUT LOL

[TeeJay]

HE WALKS IT OUT LIKE DJ UNK??

[thinkfast®]

YEA YOU COULD SAY THAT, BUT HE SELLS PALETAS NOT RAPS

[santacruz77]

my gf has a pug its awsome its like a pig

[SidewayzS14]

If it was me i would've gotten the little bastard drunk

[Stormhammer]

I gotta hang with thinkfast to witness these smug dogs