I just got Jew'ed ...argh

[Doppelgänger]

Well, on my lunch break i decided to go to a spray-and-wash place up the street. Cool. It's all nice and new... over off Winters Chapel Rd in doraville. So I take my $1 bills can cash them in, pop $5 worth of quarters in , throw the dial over to high pressure and the hose is about as limp as George Burns dick. I've seen Chiaua's have more piss pressure then this place i had. Fuck. OK.

So i go to the next bay over, next to a lady that is using the wash and its working just fine. Pull up, pop my last $1.50 worth of quarters in, which by the way, is the minimum amount, throw the dial over to high press. w/soap and start going to town. Now i understand that it takes about 10-15seconds for the different products to kick in.... but 3min later i have no soap and no more time.

Here i am looking like a fucking moron holding a limp ass hose, so i look around and find a number on the side of the building to contact someone, great. Then i make my quick dash to Wendy's and back to work to call these fuckers. 7 7 0 8 0 4 0 5 6 3 ...ring.....ring.......ring.....ring......ring.... beeeeeeep beeeeeeep burrrrrrr beeeeeep. Shit no, its a fucking fax line.


So yeah, fuck that place. I got Jew'ed and now i still have a dirty ass car and no time to clean it before the event this weekend due to having to work late and get my tires together.

[HvyArms]

You got what? Jew'ed?:lmfao:

[dtmcnamara]

damn....blow the building up...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/nancylovesyou07/MILTON.jpg

[MongolPup]

You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Reps for naming that movie!

[HvyArms]

LOL @ Burning down a carwash. Ha


I got a quick story about a Carwash...nah nevermind

[Doppelgänger]

You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Reps for naming that movie!
considering its all concrete, it might be kinda hard to burn down :(

[HvyArms]

I guess, theoretically, it could work. I mean, it's not like someone can use the hoses to put the fire out:lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

I guess, theoretically, it could work. I mean, it's not like someone can use the hoses to put the fire out:lmfao:


It would be like trying to burn down a water tower....... which im sure someone has tried somewhere in time :thinking:

[Kyle]

You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Reps for naming that movie!

Orange County.

[Ran]

You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Reps for naming that movie!Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

[Kyle]

9 people viewing god excitement.

[JennB]

We'll make time to wash her. If we're quick tonight, then we can go to the spray and wash in L-ville on the way home. :yes:


Oh.. there is a silicone elbow in a box sitting on my desk. :bump:

[ironchef]

why does it have to be jew`ed?

[Doppelgänger]

why does it have to be jew`ed?

because the carwash took my money and ran with it... being all stingy and shitt.... c'mon, do i really need to break out the jew jokes??

[Ran]

why does it have to be jew`ed?Because if he said he got "Nig'd" then it'd be racist. :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

We'll make time to wash her. If we're quick tonight, then we can go to the spray and wash in L-ville on the way home. :yes:


Oh.. there is a silicone elbow in a box sitting on my desk. :bump::kiss:

[Eurostunna07]

hey! im a fucking jew, man fuck you! and ur piece of fuck!



EDIT: oops..WE can use the word FUCK now? :lmfao:

[JennB]

:idb: heehe

[Doppelgänger]

hey! im a fucking jew, man fuck you! and ur piece of fuck!



EDIT: oops..WE can use the word FUCK now? :lmfao:


hey fuck you , you grabastic piece of amphibian shit... im am jew too....
part jew.... which still counts!

[Jecht]

lol I hate those spray booth places, thats why I always find time to hand wash my car.

[Doppelgänger]

lol I hate those spray booth places, thats why I always find time to hand wash my car.
most the time i do. But the carwash at the apartment complex i use is "shut down for the winter to prevent to pipes from freezing and bursting" :screwy:

i just wanted to give her a quick was..but that failed.

[JennB]

Aye! What time are you leaving work tonight?

I need to know if I should pick up some chinese on the way home.


(Post Glen management are idiots)

[Leadfoot_mf]

thanks this thread made my day you jew bastards. office space.

[Ran]

hey fuck you , you grabastic piece of amphibian shit... im am jew too....
part jew.... which still counts!Full Metal Jacket FTW

[Doppelgänger]

Full Metal Jacket FTWhahahha.... nice

[Doppelgänger]

Aye! What time are you leaving work tonight?

I need to know if I should pick up some chinese on the way home.


(Post Glen management are idiots)yeah.. i'll be here a bit late and i've already talked to thomas.

[Brady]

damnit mike...i want to take pictures of your clean this weekend..not dirty.

[JennB]

/stops by autozone to buy some Quick Detailer :tongue1:

[JennB]

yeah.. i'll be here a bit late and i've already talked to thomas.

K thanks :D

[Doppelgänger]

damnit mike...i want to take pictures of your clean this weekend..not dirty.
Dont worry mang, i took her by a spray wash i have been using for years that i know is good and she's all clean now ;)

[MongolPup]

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Sorry ran,

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ran Kizama again.